don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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