It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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