I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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