she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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