i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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