Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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