my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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