Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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