wrigley field is MILF paradise
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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