i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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