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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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  I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.

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