Soap is not a condiment
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
