i barfeds in our rink
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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