No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Randomize
