i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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