so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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