batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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