you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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