Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
