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If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why does Jon Cryer have a career?

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That is a good question.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town

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