Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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