And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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