And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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