i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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