You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You took a bar mat shot.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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