If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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