You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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