He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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