Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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