So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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