Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you would pick up someone in the library
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Your penis caused this!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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