Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think my fart just growled at me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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