Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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