Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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