I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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