so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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