How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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