So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I need moral support for this bender
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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