come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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