Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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