Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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