in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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