We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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