Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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