Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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