There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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