So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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