I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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