Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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