pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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