Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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