he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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