whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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