at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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